November 7, 2005

  • Electro-Reubenion Spin Resonance

        Reuben Blong Chew Bun

       
    National Unicursity of Singapore; Department of Reubo-Physics


    I. Introduction

    In everyday life,
    the unique phenomenon of Electro-Reubenion Spin Resonance takes place.
    It is essential to understand how this effect can be beneficail (or
    hazardous) to the general well  being of human life. This effect
    of Electro-Reubenion Spin Resonance (or ERSR) can be explained using
    the notion of the Seaman Effect. Thanks to Proff Seaman, this perculiar
    characteristic of Parastresstatic samples can be observed. This may
    help us understand how and why EPSR takes place.


    II. Basic Principles & Theory

    Generally, in the presence of a uniform Stresstatic field, the test
    sample (homosapious-reubacious-horrendous) splits into 2 possible
    states. These 2 states correspond to either spin up or spin down as an
    intrinsic property of the reubatron. Essentially, the test samples
    electronic configuration splits into 2 due to the Seaman effect.
    When an incident Exam wave corresponds to the energy differences
    between these 2 states, we say that Electro-Reubenion Resonance occurs.

    As a result, when the equivelant exam wave energy is equal to the
    energy difference, the incident exam wave is absorbed into the
    reubatron and once of its possible spin directions would "flip" into
    the other direction. Mathematically, this can be shown by,

    hf = (Spin factor, g) (stresstatic moment) (z-direction spin vector)

    Physically
    this means that the energy emitted by the exam wave causes work done to
    flip a reubatron upside down! This reverses its intrinsic properties,
    and thus the reubatron would experience nauseating experiences with
    sever defficiencies in digestion and food intake.

    III. Experimental Procedures

    Using the apparatus setup provided in the Unicursity, we can
    isolate the reubatron into a hostel room and apply finite potential
    square wells arround it. To prevent Quantum tunneling, excessive
    amounts of Lay's Chips and Cadburry fruits & nuts are included
    within the potential well.

    Once localized, we can then apply a uniform Stresstatic field
    with a modulating AC component. Varying the current applied, we can
    then vary the Stresstatic field. We can then use the correct frequency
    of the Exam wave to tabulate our data.


    IV. Calculation & Results


    Our experimental results can be shown in the table below.


    Figure I. Table of incident Stresstatic levels against Sanity Stability

    Graphically, the above data can be represented by the following graph.


    Figure II .Graphical represention of incident frequencies of Exam waves and sanity levels



    IV. Discussion

    The relationship between the incident Exam and Stresstatic
    radiation does not seem to follow any clear proportionality with the
    level of Sanity. This would imply that the laws governing the
    principles mentioned above is flawed. In other words, the equations
    cannot be verified and does not seem to describe the experimental
    results obtained.

    However we can see a distinct fact such that for high frequencies of
    incident Exam Radiation, the resulting energy levels between the two
    possible states are much larger. This implies that the Reubatron is
    flipped upside down to such a large extent, that ite neurological
    configurations are disturbed, causing mental capacity and reasoning to
    be beyond the normal standards. While in some cases, it could prove
    useful in creating a genius, there is also a fair probability that this
    could cause extreme insanity.



    V. Conclusion

    Electro-reubenion Spin Resonance has given us an insight into
    the characteristics of the test samples in the presence of high
    Stresstatic levels and incident Exam radiation. Because the equations
    governing the systems could not successfully describe the relationship
    between frequency and sanity, we can deduce that the equations are
    wrong. Further investigation into Reubo-Physics should be performed.